Eloise Grills

Eloise Grills is an award-winning essayist, comics artist and poet living in Melbourne. They are a 2019 Sydney Review of Books emerging critic, and in 2018 they were nominated for a Walkley for their illustrated criticism. Their first poetry collection, If you're sexy and you know it slap your hams, is forthcoming with Subbed In.

My Nudity Means Nothing

Marina de Van

By Eloise Grills — 2 July, 2019

  In the pre-Jackie period, when I was on Tinder, my friend and I engaged in a contest to see how many people we could sleep with.     I only amassed four bedpost notches before I quit. I am a bad dater. I hate going out, sleeping in beds that aren’t mine.    …