Zarah Butcher-McGunnigle

Zarah Butcher-McGunnigle is an Auckland writer based in Melbourne. She is the author of 'Autobiography of a Marguerite' (Hue & Cry Press, 2014). More work can be found at, and online dating profiles on several apps.

‘hi’ sounds so passive-aggressive

By Zarah Butcher-McGunnigle — 18 June, 2020

  What’s my goal supposed to be. Someone has buck teeth but it’s ok for them because they have an art school fringe and DJ and everyone loves that combination. I’m starved for validation so I’m still focusing on the dopamine boost I got from someone complimenting my pubic hair three days ago. ‘Excessively silky’…