Em Size

Em Size is interested in laughing and being laughed at, flirting and being flirted with, and loving and being loved. They’re currently trying to bring back Jim Carrey’s arse-related physical comedy in a big (queer) way; write a response to Jordy Rosenberg’s The Daddy Dialectic called The Daddy Diorama; and start a lucrative career writing erotica. If you think any part of this bio is a joke then you obviously haven’t met me, I resent you, and I wholeheartedly (with a wink, a tap of the foot, and a nod to Legally Blonde), object.

Sheer Fantasy

Curated by

David Capra

By Em Size — 1 June, 2018

‘Sheer Fantasy, [curated by David Capra], suspends time to confront the role of the fantastical and how it plays within our collective conscious. In this exhibition, the world as we know it bends and shifts, making room to indulge in our greatest fantasies.’ UP STAGE I sent you a sext that left you ‘so shook’….

Homines Uniformis & The Museum of Love & Protest

Mardi Gras Visual

Arts Program

By Em Size — 6 April, 2018

This text is part two in Running Dog’s series covering the Mardi Gras Visual Arts Program. Written in the style of a closet drama, it considers Ross Watson’s ‘Homines Uniformis’ and ‘The Museum of Love & Protest’ at NAS Gallery.  Link to part one: Story of the Girls & Looking for Langston    THE CAMERA…

The Story of the Girls & Looking for Langston

Mardi Gras Visual

Arts Program

By Em Size — 15 March, 2018

This text is part one in Running Dog’s series covering the Mardi Gras Visual Arts Program. Written in the style of a closet drama, it considers Isaac Julien’s ‘Looking for Langston’ and Ben Mercer & Tom Pender’s ‘The Story of the Girls’.    THE BELOVED is stoned, stretched out on the floor in the bodyline…